Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
Me: Why couldn’t I have been blessed with perfect looks ?
My Brother: You do have perfect looks. I bet you someone somewhere thinks you’re perfect.
How can you not love my brother ?